Ez az a poszt, amit tényleg nem fogok tudni rendesen elmagyarázni annak, aki nem látta a Silicon Valley legutóbbi, zseniális epizódját, amiben egy Blaine nevű faszi halálát elemezte ki két karakter SWOT-analízissel. Én meg sírtam. Ezért:

STRENGTHS

BLAINE IS NO LONGER ALIVE

SAVES ASSHOLES FROM MAKING MISTAKES IN MATH

AS A GIANT DOUCHE, BLAINE TORMENTED ETERNALLY IN HELL

IMPRESS HOT SATANIST CHICKS BY BOASTING ABOUT BLAINE’S DEATH (GILFOYLE ONLY)

WEAKNESSES

GINA MARRIES BLAINE IN HOSPITAL OUT OF GRIEF

GINA KILLS SELF OUT OF GRIEF

GINA ENTERS CONVENT OUT OF GRIEF

BLAINE’S BLOOD HAS AIDS AND GETS ON KIDS

PEOPLE WEAR T-SHIRTS WITH BLAINE’S FACE ON THEM

OPPORTUNITIES

FUCK GINA?

BIRDS GET TO EAT PIECES OF BLAINE

GRIEF THREESOME WITH GINA & BLAINE’S HOT MOM?

BLAINE’S ORGANS HARVESTED FOR HOT GIRLS WITH CANCER WHO THEN GRATITUDE-FUCKS US

DISHONORING BLAINE’S REMAINS BY PUTTING FUNNY HAT ON BODY, DRAGGING IT BEHIND CAR

TAKE HIS WALLET AND SHOES IF NOT TOO BLOODY

THREATS

PEOPLE FIND OUT AND IN YOUTUBE DEATH VIDEO, WE GET FLAMED IN THE COMMENTS SECTION

GUILT (DINESH ONLY)

WE CAN ONLY WATCH HIM DIE ONCE